Castle: Kate Beckett Will Live!

OMG, OMG, Moi is just so torn up about the shocking season finale of Castle.  Moi knew Capt. Roy Montgomery was involved with the death of Kate Becketts' Mother.  After Capt. Roy is shot, which is sad...but to have Kate shot at his funeral is riveting, brilliant, and so sad, so sad that Moi's eyes teared up!

K.Beckett a.k.a. Nikki Heat and Rick Castle are HOT, HOT, HOT.  Castle is sexy, funny, and a breath of fresh air to the typical crime dramas.  They are my number one couple.  Castle has it all.  Love, mystery, comedy, sexy overtures, muscle, heat, crime, and Rick and Kate!

Moi will be angst with ulcers all summer waiting to see if she lives!  She must live becasue Rick finally told her he LOVES her!

If you are not watching it, you are missing out on the best sexy funny crime drama ever!

My Girl Friday, My BFF: Marina Lovealots

　
“Picture It, it is 2006” a rather chilly fall evening, Moi is looking rather smashing in tan suede boot cut pants, black boots, a black low cut sweater revealing just enough flesh to make any mouth drool, and a black leather coat that rested just above my perky booty. Moi was getting ready to meet up with my Girl Friday, Marina Lovealots. Marina and Moi met a few years before when I was tending to her tootsie’s while I was performing an orgasmic pedicure on her. We became close friends. It was like Sex In A Midwest City! I was her wing man and she was my wing girl.

Marina is about 5’4, warm caramel blonde shoulder length hair, green eyes, kissing lips, a slim figure and a wild mouth that enjoys laughing, kissing, and beer…ok and a few other things! Marina was 34 at the time we met, and we were at the prime of our lives.

So on this particular evening we agreed to meet up at one of our local haunts, it was an Italian Bistro and Lounge. We met up that night, and to Moi’s surprise Marina arrived with a handsome date named Richie. He was tanned, short brown hair, his chest and body seemed to be well toned, and he was a charming man. I guess him to be about 5’10, and he had these eyes that sparkled an intenseness that screamed sex, erotic pleasure and a bit of arrogance. While we sat there enjoying our drinks, Richie decided to shove his tongue down Marina’s throat. After sitting there watching them makeout Moi decided to go sit at the bar.

Like always, everywhere Moi goes someone always offers to buy me a drink. This time it was 2 guys, whom of which were twenty something. One was tall, dark, and handsome, the other shorter, edgy and had an attractive smile. Eventually Moi, along with Mutt and Jeff decided that Marina and Richie should go to the a dance club named: The Rod.

We all arrived at The Rod, once in the parking lot Mutt, Jeff and Richie all got cold feet. Typical. Regardless Marina Lovealots and Moi decided to make it a night filled with dancing and flirtation!

I guess we were just too much for Richie Rich and his 2 new sidekicks, Mutt and Jeff!

A Burlesque Like Star Shining Somewhere In The Midwest!

How does a star get discovered?

Have you ever wondered how stars really get discovered? Who decides which one(s) to select from the rest? I mean there are so many out there that want to be the next big star. Some twinkle, some fade in and out, while others grow weak. But every once in a while there is one that will surpass all others. The one that will shine regardless of the storms, of the chaos, and all the dark clouds. It is that one that you will look up to, that will inspire, instill hope, the one that you will await to see each day, each night, each week.

Today Moi watched a wonderful movie that for some unknown reason I have not seen until now. It is the story of a young, eager individual that is divine and does not even realize it. Which is what makes this character so amazing. Ali is from The Great Midwest, and takes off for bigger and better horizons. To go find herself, to go and do what she has always dreamed of. Life, Love and Security. Ali wants to let her passions shine. And she does. However, like any real star the path to stardom is not easy. But thanks to her fairy like godmother, is the clubs’ owner Tess. Does any of this sound oddly familiar? I will give you a hint…the Midwest, passions, star, wanting love and security?

Anyways, this movie brought a bout of inspiration in Moi! It inspired Moi so, that I have decided to embrace, really embrace who I am. You see that star up there, it has always been there, but no has yet to discover it. And now I know you are asking yourself “why has no one discovered this star that has always been there all the time?” good freaking question. I know, I know, it is a shame. So this has Moi thinking…I think it is time that Moi is discovered. It is time to let Moi shine like the star I am.

You see I truly feel that it is those that twinkle, fade in and out and especially those that begin to lose their sparkle are really the ones that will shine. The one that does not just think it, but can feel it, and own it. The one that is visionary. The one that does not let those dark clouds roll in for very long. Just like Ali in BURLESQUE this little Midwestern star is ready to shine!

Never give up, never let go of your goals, your dreams, and never let your star fade and burnout.

The Comb Over To The Rescue!

The Moon is glowing as the shadows of the night are gathering to sing their dark siren. As I walk along in my black trench coat and fedora complete with a red ostrich feather, I walk quietly against the shadows and the cement walls under the overpass. Constantly looking all around and turning over my shoulder to make sure no one is following me. My breathing is getting faster and faster as is the beat of my heart. The goose bumps are forming up and down my back, arms and thighs.

As I walk along a fog starts to cautiously smolder all around me, almost engulfing me like flies surrounding a pile of horse crap in a sunny pasture. Just then I hear footsteps and as I turn to look they suddenly stop. My knees are shaking but I know it must be my imagination, and I need to remain calm. I need to keep it together if I am going to complete my mission. My mission to get the truth and expose “The Family” and all it’s dark dirty secrets.

I cling to my cell phone and voice recorder I make haste and make my way to the employee entrance of what is only a façade for “The Family Business” and just as I go to turn the knob and open the door, there are arms grabbing at me from behind and shoving a cloth in my face. As the strong odor fills my nostrils I begin to fill dizzy and all goes black.

Slowly my eyes begin to flutter as I gasp for air and adjust to the lighting in the space I am in. I feel dizzy and start to realize that I am on a chaise lounge of some sort. It is soft to the touch, a crushed velvet I think. But before I can get up I feel the weight of a man on my chest and his lips are pressing up against mine. The pressure of his heat is burning rapidly as he continues to kiss me. His strong arms are all around me as I try to fend him off. I quickly move my left arm up to his head and begin to pull his hair, or actually his “comb over!” OMG he has a comb over! Thoughts are racing in my mind. Who is this man? And then it hits me like a brick falling on my head from a plane. Hint: comb over, man kissing wildly, wearing only a bath robe with a button on his collar that reads: Big D 4 President!

Big D lifts me off the chaise lounge and hurries me to a door and tells me to run to the payphone on the corner and wait for it to ring. He will tell me all I need to know and where to meet him. As I run out of the building into the darkness I hear those famous words echoing from behind “You’re Fired!” but I do not stop, I run, run for my life to reach the phone booth. I get the phone and wait what seems like for hours. 20 minutes pass and then the phone rings. And that’s when I wake up. Dam Dam Dam! Why does that always happen at the crucial point of the dream?

And what does this dream mean?
　
　

　
　

The Best Of The Best: My Grams(Mother Rose)

Friendship. What is it really? What does it mean to you? What is Friendship?
　
Moi has had a lot of friendships throughout the years. Some have come into my life for a lifetime. While others breezed in and then breezed out just as fast as they could. Like what Dorothy says while in Munchkin Land: “My, My, People come and go so quickly here” or like the famous friendship in the movie “Beaches” that touched hearts the world over.

Moi has always had 3 true friendships. Above all that has happened in Moi’s life, regardless how many times I tried to push them each away, regardless of the depth of pain Moi has endured, or even when I could not help myself and wanted to take that leap off the edge into the darkness. It was at those moments, each of those moments I knew that someone was there.

Moi wants to tell you about one person that has a great impact on my life. That is my Grams. My Grams, also known as Mother Rose was a simple woman that gave Moi 2 incredible gifts. One being my Mother Tulips, and the second being my “special gift” to help people, alive or dead to shine, walk their chosen path, to create a sense of inspiration, hope and humor in times of turmoil and sadness. You see like all lines, they have to start somewhere, don’t they?

Grams is/was the matriarch of our family. She passed away 4 years ago.

I want to share with you a few things she taught me, and still does: Since I can remember she taught me to be me, myself, who I am regardless of what others thought about me. She always said to Moi “Just be yourself, smile, smile always and let forgive and forget.” I have to say that whenever I saw her and I was not smiling the first thing she would say to me was “smile….ok that’s better, I just love seeing you smile” and then she would ask me: “tell me what’s wrong, what has you so sad?”

I would sit for hours at times listening to her life stories, her pains, her happiness, joys, heartbreak and lessons that she learned along her path. She always made sense.

Then there were the times she would be silly and tell me things like: When you are on the toilet, never ever squeeze, the pressure is bad for your heart. Or like when we went to the movie theater to see Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves and she was all giddy when we saw Robin’s naked booty. I mean I got to say it made Moi a bit giddy as well. Then there was the time when I was in 7^th Grade and Grams took my brother and Moi to get our ear pierced. She was a hip lady.

I remember she asked me once when I was in my 20’s who had my heart. Who did I want to spend my life with? I asked her how does one know that? She told me that I would know that by the following: Who do you call or want to speak to when you have positive news to share, or when you have pain or sadness. Who makes you happy, sad, who turns your world upside down, who drives you crazy and inspires. She told me that when I can answer each of these questions I would know who.

She also told me to never ever give up. Fight the war, survive the battle, and reap the rewards.

Mother Rose, my Grams is a beautiful woman inside and out. I have so many fond memories of her. Of our time together, even today I can feel her with me, next to me. She is my guide, my star that directs me to safety. She is missed dearly. There were times when we did not agree, we had our tough moments, but she always loved me unconditionally. God, how I miss her. She was a pain in the booty at times, but I would give anything, anything to have her tell me: SMILE!

Not even death can break a bond, or a connection. Love is eternal, Love is forever.　

The Divine Code: Words To Live By

Moi was recently asked “what makes you Divine? And what code do you live by?” Well Moi lives by a code alright! The Divine Code! What other code is there?
　
D = Dig deep into your soul and retrieve your divineness.
I =Inspire others by example and action.
V = Vivacious, vibrancy, and vitality. All of which are essential elements to possess.
I = I am an integral part of an incredible existence, and invite divineness into my life.
N = Never waste your energy and existence on bitterness, the past, what your can not change, nor what you can control.
E = Embrace your spirit, your soul, your inner strength, beauty and let it all shine!　

My Ass Is So Flat, You Could Serve Roasted Pig On It!

Ever been on a drive that seemed like it would never and your hemorrhoids were screaming “get off me, get off me, I need to be massaged!”

Well Moi’s booty was so sore, flat(you could serve tea on it), and my 22 hemorrhoids that were now down to 2 were surely erupting into most likely 40 of them painful little shits!

I have to say, the long haul back to the Great Mid-west was rather uneventful, quiet, and tiring except for that one small little teenie weenie event. Moi was riding along in the back of my white limo with Diva Girl as we laid spread out across the red velvet covered seat as Moi sipped on champagne infused with acai, and wheat grass juice(the healthy version) while nibbling on a BIG cucumber(whuch always stirs memories).

As the limbo made it’s way along the highways, byways, and back roads of northern Florida, all of the long state of Georgia, then we began our way to Tennessee and into the mountains where Moi got stuck in the bathroom with Benny, Billy and Bubba….remember the Royal Flush? Yeah we Moi does! To this day those cute hillbillies still sent Moi road kill soup and homemade toothpicks!

Anywho we arrive in Clarksville, TN where we are greeted at the city limits by what appears to be the whole city including a beer wagon, a few hundred cases of Moonshine, coolers full of “Killer Kool-Aid” and the best looking Smokey fire pit roasted wild boar that I have ever seen eaten by everyone but Moi!

Once the Mayor and the Coroner each gave their welcome speeches to Moi, Diva Girl and Brady, I spent another 2 hours getting pictures taken with every person including a 3 legged dog and a pot belly pig named “Dick The Love Machine.” Or was it just a really round and overweight little person?

Eventually we made our way to the happiness hotel. And what a happy hotel it was! Brady sure knows how to pick them! Moi has to say there is something to be said about a hotel that has a lovely view of a pig farm! And the aroma was just superb!

Illinois was just as welcoming! But in a different way!

If you ever find yourself riding in the back of a limo for endless hours, just remember it could be worse. You be riding in the back of a pickup truck that has no shocks or spring support while surrounded by pigs! Not men, but pigs!