Happy Re-Birthday!

Do you think it is possible to grow overnight?

I don't mean physically, but mentally.  For me, it has been more then just one night....

Over the past few weeks whenever I am at work, or at home I have noticed myself feeling taller.  Walking taller, with a freshness to each step.  I have felt happy, content, attractive, like something is changing within me.  My walk has changed.  When I leave work I find myself smiling, and not because I am done for the day, but because of what I did all day!

I have re-discovered my passion.  What I so love doing, and I must say...I am very talented with what I am doing.  I have been designing florals and home/office accents for many, many, many years.  As you look at me...you think "this Divine Man can't be more then 25, but alas, I am!"

Perhaps the combination of losing weight, having a purpose each day, and doing what I love has me feeling really good inside?

I have suffered greatly, been torn apart...well no more.

This is the dawn of a new chapter in my life.  And I think today is a great day to start a re-birth.  My Birthday!  From this point on, I am going to do what makes me happy.  Not what I think will make others happy, but what makes my heart smile.  I no longer care if I measure up to others ideas of me or standards.

I do have a goal!

I have a concept!



Happy Re-Birthday Divine Man!

A Tropical Holiday!

Each year, Moi creates new and wondrous holiday trimmings!  Last year was gold, copper and champagne inside, outside was red and lime green!  So I designed this year to switch the two around!

For my inside trees, I wanted tall and slim ones, but could not justify spending the money on fake trees, so I built my own.  The trees started out as 4ft. entry way trees.

 Then I thought...ummmm "I can make them 8ft. tall!  With a little magic!
And presto!

I spiral wrapped a 9ft. plush pine garland around the tree and hung the top from the ceiling using fish line!
Then I began trimming them!

Everything is all done, trimmed and ready for Better Homes & Gardens!

Happy Holiday Trimming!

Lemons?

Have you ever experienced a lack of words?  As if your mind is empty, your thoughts all seem to disappear?  

Over the past few months Moi has been living life, trying to anyways…a lot of serious things have gone down, loss, sadness, anger, health issues, etc…
I have felt uninspired, tired, torn down a bit.  

Recently I had a dream that everywhere I looked, there were lemons.  I realized that as I saw each lemon, there were flashes, recaps of the past months being flashed in front of me.  I stood there with a sour bitter taste in my mouth and realized what I needed to do.

When life throws you lemons…well most make lemonade!  Moi on the other hand decided to make lemon drop martini’s!  That is when the change for the better began to happen!

Since Moi started sipping on my lemon drops instead of spitting the bitterness out of my perfection of a mouth, I have embraced those lemons.  

I guess that ole’ saying is true…How do you look at that martini glass?  Is it half full or half empty?  Moi says filler’ up!  Just think when the glass is half full, there is always room for more! 

What I have learned or re-learned over the past months is:  When you experience a death of a good person, let yourself walk through the grief, don’t try to hide from it.  It will find you.  Just walk the line!  

Always know your self worth!  After all you are DIVINE!  

When you are faced with a medical issue, look forward to the positive side, remember…there are 2 sides to everything.  Since my treatment…I have dropped 23 pounds!  I feel and look healthier and happier!  

When you think you have nothing, that is when you have to look even harder in the Wizard’s Black Bag!  

Willard "The Rat" Romney

Mitt Romney, tell me and the rest of the Americans... how would you have handled the country back in 2008 after your buddy wrecked and ignored this once great country. Only to make his "Daddy" happy and proud to catch a mad man only because Bush Senior could not. So instead of dealing with wars brewing in our own country like Bullying, Child Molestation, Rape, Murder, Mass Shootings, etc...tell the world an honest answer for once...How would you have handled the economy crashing all thanks to the Bush administration? What would you have done differently? How would you, little ole' you have brought the economy back to full force in just only 4 years? Would you have donated half of your millions to do so from your off shore accounts? 
Is it not only fair to rebuild middle America? and force the Wealthy to pay the same taxes as those less fortunate? How would you have turned the country around in 4 years after allowing the country to fail for 8 years? 

Why is it everyone blames Obama for this? if, IF you are elected President, you will now get a head start on rebuilding the economy thanks to Obama. 

Maybe I need to remind the nation that it took many years to build Egypt. It was not built over night. 

Like anything that is worth fighting for, it takes time, and it takes a team. So maybe instead of tearing Obama and his administration apart, maybe...just maybe...you should work together to create a team, a team worth believing in, a nation to believe in...again.

Because the more you slander, the dumber you look. 

And start actually listening to the people, not just Republicans with money, but EVERYONE. 

I challenge you. 

Will you hear my words, most likely not. But it is worth a try.

Divine Man

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Black Draught, makes you smile from the inside out!

What does one do when he/she is experiencing a draught with their sex life?  Some people buy a dildo, some buy gummy bears, while others take cold showers.  Not Moi, no sir, I decided to get a Colonoscopy!  That’s right my draught was so dry that I thought…why not?

I realized the only way to get to the “bottom” of this was to take it “head on!”

After a number of months constantly running to the throne I finally pushed my fears aside and decided that it was time to go see Dr. Feel Good again.  I should have known that something was not right the night of The Explosive Date, but no Moi just thought I was eating to much cabbage or something?

So I hobble on in to see Dr. Feel Good.  He puts me under and while he does so, I dream of wondrous things.  Of sugar plums and faeries, or was it chiseled bare chested nurses?  Not really sure, everything is a bit hairy…no pun intended!

As I start to awaken and as my beautiful blue eyes begin to flutter open, I realize that maybe it was not a dream after all, because sitting upright in the bed next to me was the most perfect man Moi has ever seen.  He had dark wavy hair, a killer smile, muscled and chiseled abs.  His arms were huge and bulging, as was his….legs, yeah that’s it, his legs!  As I tried to move in my bed and sit up as I starred at him and felt my face smile, and then I noticed water dripping and sliding down my chin.  He was still sitting there starring towards me, smiling and obviously happy to see me.  That’s when I heard the noise from behind me.  I turned my head to see what it was, to my surprise and shock, there stood a very sexy woman in a rather short and revealing nurse’s uniform.

It turns out that while Moi was sedated during the procedure that Brady and Tulips volunteered Moi to be in a commercial.  I guess all the crew needed was a sleeping bloated body that looked like road kill to complete their shoot.

It was a commercial called:  “Black Draught” makes you smile from the inside out!

Black Draught is a freakin’ laxative, as if Moi needs one of those!
Just remember, when you find yourself with a scope up your ass and down your throat, things will get better.  After all it could be worse, the scope could get lost up there!

Dating And Being Single!

I have straight friends and I have Gay/Lesbian friends.  Most of my friends are married, dating someone, partnered and then there are a few that mingle single.

Recently one of my mingle single friends asked me if I thought the dating world was the same for straight people?  So I got thinking...

I have seen and held many of my straight pals hands while they date, mingle single, breakup, marry, date, breakup, marry, etc...

Also I have held many hands, purses, feather boas, and hair up while my Gay/Lesbian pals date, 
mingle single,breakup, marry, date, breakup, marry, etc...
So really dating is the same, regardless of your sexual preference.

My brother and his wife dated, brokeup, disliked each other, screwed around, had an STD, dated each other, brokeup and got pregnant.  Then they got married and now have 3 boys.  They have their share of ups and downs.

As for one of my Gay friends, he and his BF have been "together" for 20 years.  They live together, yet sleep in seperate beds, share finances, bills, etc... they have had their disagreements, ups and downs and are still together.  Which this tale needs to be shared at another time.

My point is, dating and being single is rather the same for everyone, the rules really are not all that different.  Every person and every couple experience pain, love, and everything in between.

Go forth, date, love, hurt, laugh and cry!