The first place we hit was a LGBT bar where we were given free drinks and tokens to use the next time we are there. While people were chatting with Phantom and Black Pussy, Moi was approached by a rather dashing man that was holding a pool stick. He asked Moi: will you kiss me for luck? I replied with “no, but I will kiss and rub your big stick for luck!” From that point on for the next 30 minutes Moi and “Dan The Pool Guy” exchanged laughs and I even played with his balls…I mean I hit his balls with his big stick while on they were on table!
Next we decided to move onto a townie grill & bar called Louie’s. Brady and I go there on Tuesdays once and a while hoping to get the day’s special: broasted chicken, but it is always sold out. So we settle for the burgers which are extremely juicy and dripping with butter, freshly sliced sweet onions, fancy ketchup, mayo and topped off with lettuce. As the juices marry on my ever so intoxicating palette, Moi takes a sip of Shock Top brew.
Yummmyyyy!
Anyways, while we are there in our frocks frolicking with other halloweeners, and a cute guy I called "Poncho." In one fast moment I felt a quick stab at my perky buttocks! As I turned around in a fury to see who was perversely stabbing me, I noticed it was an old man…maybe even homeless? The old man turns out to none other then Louie himself. Now, Moi has never ever met him before. But he seems to be rather taken with “Maleficent” and continues to play pussy-cat and mouse with Moi’s perky buttocks and his cane. He buys Moi drinks, and we get talking about what I can do for him with online marketing. He is intrigued, however not as much as he is with my red lips, green face and black erect horns, I guess one could say I was “horny” but not like that you perverts!
He provided me with his business card and his private line. I then gave him mine: Divine Man, blah blah blah. If you could have seen his face as he read my card you would have thought he was ill or perhaps he was just green with envy!
The funny thing about this all is, Moi had forgotten my underpants before I left my pad in a mad haste. Good thing he was not “raising cane to high!”
Or he and everyone would have shouted out “ wow holy beef” not “where’s the beef.”
