We park the white limo, grab our bags, water and camera. We look out at the vast gravel trail ahead of us. It looks as if it will never end.
Just as we are about to start our trek, a Dwarf happens upon us. You must be wondering how Moi knows he is a Dwarf and not just a short person? He has a beard, a pick axe, glasses and he introduced himself as “Doc.”
As it turns out, Doc is our guide, he warns us of creatures, large insects, huge mosquitoes with fangs, and poisoned apples.
The three of us begin the journey. The air is hot and heavy with humidity, the hair under my arms is curling and dripping with sweat. My back is wet as it drips down to my perfectly shaped buttocks, and moistens my inner thighs. There are bugs, and flying insects everywhere, and the trail seems to keep going and going.
I ask if we are almost there. Doc, informs us that it is just around the bend.
As we turn the last bend, there it is, salvation at last. This must be where the Fountain Of Youth is! Look at all the people, they are all happy, smiling, laughing, swimming, sunning themselves, drinking, eating, and wait….. They are all nude!!!! Nude? Yes, nude!
What in the hell? Doc… can you please tell us wtf is going on here? Doc says: “we must have accidentally taken a wrong turn?”
Have you ever walked into a crowded room and the noise level is loud, and just as you say something stupid or embarrassing the noise stops and everyone can hear you? Well that is how we felt. Everyone stopped their frolicking and just starred at us. Apparently we was over dressed!
Talk about peer pressure.
Doc was the first to undress, he said “when in the Garden Of Eden, one must do what all the other nude people do, let it all hang out.”
First I want to clear up any myths you might have about short men and the size of their manhood. They might be short but they carry a BIG package!
Next Brady disrobes, and he and Doc decide to go find us a place to sit. I suggest to them: someplace close to the water!
I begin to lower my shorts and then unbutton my silk shirt. I do this with my back toward everyone thinking that by seeing my lovely ass first would be easier for them and for Moi. As I bend down to collect my clothes, I forget that everything is hanging out. As I am bent over, I hear a loud deep voice yell to Moi: picture perfect baby! Please don’t get up on my account! You in the right position!
I shot up like most of the other men there had as my eyes scan the scene! I turned around and saw a rather large man, extremely hairy, sweaty, and standing there looking at me while licking his lips. Moi just stood there… thinking OMG! If this man walks any closer to me I will just, just... knee him in the balls. That’s if I can find his balls. The hair is so thick and his rather large gut is hanging to low, I am not even sure if he has anything?
The man starts to walk towards me. As he does, I yell to him: Talk about trying to find a needle in a haystack buddy! Or wait, it’s more like, peak a boo I don’t see you! The man stops. I hold up my hand and says “this ride is closed!”
I turn and walk to find Brady and Doc.
I left that day thinking: it really is not the size of a man himself, it is the size of his penis that can either make him short, tall, thin or thick.
