Big and Black!

“Picture It” a hot, humid and sun filled morning here in paradise. The birds are chirping, the rabbits are hopping, the frogs are frogging, and Moi is laying out in the sun as beads of sweat start to form on my brow.  One by one the sweat begins to trickle down my tanned face and onto my sexy chest.  As I am laying here in the beating sun, I notice that there is sweat streaking down my chest to my perky ass.

As this point I decide I to get up and get a wet cloth to cool my heavenly body off with.  As I stand up from my red chaise lounge with the red tassels that are swaying in the slight tropical breeze.  I adjust my eyes to the bright sun, and as I am doing so, I look out in front of where I am standing… about 10 feet.  I just stand there in horror and think “oh my freaking lord- what the hell!”  I start to scream but nothing comes out at first and then finally my words and screams are heard!  Brady, Diva Girl and my butch gal pal Dion all come running!

Are you ok Divine Man?  I stand there and just look and point at what is in the grass.  We all stand there and look and watch as the big long black snake slithers slowly across the yard.  We watch in horror as he makes his way to the green electrical box.  Slowly and carefully we follow to see what the snake is doing.  We are shocked, shocked I say!  The snake in wrapping itself around another black snake.  Oh great just what we need…. Babies!

You know, I have always wanted to encounter a big black wet…. But not this!

Long story short the dam snake managed to get into the sun room and Moi had to wait to until it slithered out.

Can you imagine Moi in my Mu Mu screaming…. Help me, helpppp me….. Snakes, snakes, WTF! Running through a trailer park, sporting flip flops, hot pink lip stick, towel on my perfect head….