Dr. Harry P.P. And The Caesar Salad

There I was yesterday morning, looking radiant of course, Greek god like tanned body, my hair blonde, with my baby blues sparkling as I walked into the hospital where I was greeted by a candy-striper with a wheelchair for Moi to ride in, gift shop attendants carrying flowers, roses, dozens of bouquets, trays of chocolate covered caramels, frothy and bubbly sparkling drinks, and my new wardrobe that Moi would need to wear while there. My wardrobe consisted of a satin robe that opened in the back to reveal my perfectly shaped ass, and my dark tan lines!

After all the excitement in the lobby calmed down Moi was escorted upstairs to the 3^rd floor(not 3 east) where I was taken into a room that was all surgically sterile and was lacking color. Everything looked cold and dead. I would say “Stiff” but that would be in poor taste, right?” or “would it be?”

Shortly after arriving in the room Moi was asked to strip down, peel my banana, show some skin, undress, get naked and put on my peek a boo robe. So I did, and soon after that my surgeon came in, Dr. Harry P.P. Handler(no relation to Chelsey Handler-or is it?). Dr. Harry PP is a man of great respect, brilliant surgeon and has touched my body inside and out more then once, ok 2 times, ok ok 4 times and this will make 5! Yup Dr. Harry PP has performed all my surgeries and will do another. But yesterday was a procedure to look up my perfect ass and make sure it was a-okay! That and to make sure my hat was on straight!

Seriously…Dr H needed to take some biopsies in order to screen for anything precancerous, or for colitis, and to make sure my 22 hemorrhoids were behaving and looking good. It turns out that my Caesar Salad from the night before had not passed through completely(ya know Caesar was a shitty guy!) and with that the test was done. Now Moi will have to wait almost a week to await the results. AHHHH!!!!!!

　
Remember, even when you are ass up in the hospital you are still divine, sometimes that is your better side! Keep your ass, I mean you head up!

Be happy! Be Divine!