Standing before us was 7 little men(little people, dwarfs) and as we stood there in total shock just looking at them and then at each other thinking “what in the hell is this? The Fairest One Of All-The Live Action Version?
Each one of them were covered, or at least most of their bodies/parts were covered with leaves, some big, some not so big, one even had acorns hanging from a rather comically placed leaf! HAHAHA!
They simultaneously announced themselves as “Seven Shorties, Of Seven Hills, Of Seven Delights!”
They told Moi they had heard of my possible arrival to their neck of the woods and wanted desperately to meet Moi and get my John Hancock!
Well as you can imagine, Moi was just so flattered and freaked out all at the same time! I mean men have desired this temple of perfectness, women have chased it, kissed it, but never have there been 7 little men all wanting Moi in a cabin, in the woods! I mean, what are the insane chances of all these little men gathering from across the meadows, the rivers, the hills and the forests full of wonder?
From that point on, the shorties were at my beck and call. They set up camp nearby outside, preparing meals, hot spring bathes, massages, and entertainment.
Size is not everything, it helps, but it can surprise you!
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