Five Guys Burgers And Fries!

Recently Brady and I were out in search of the FOY(Fountain Of Youth) and after a very early start to the day(5a.m.) and much walking, climbing, and digging we were famished. The noises that one could hear coming from our stomachs was so loud-you would think it was a train racing towards a blown-up bridge only to be saved by Superman as the train raced over his back! WE WAS HUNGRY FOLK!
 After heeeing and haaaaing as to what would feed our fires we decided on burgers and fries! Now, the only remaining question was “where to get the best burgers and fries?” As we stood there in the middle of the parking lot and turned around many times as our eyes searched high and low…it was then a lite went on(between the 2 of us) and we raced to the doors of “Five Guys Burgers and Fries.” As we ran to the door, pushing each other out of the way we both hit the wall. No, we really did, we actually hit the wall. As our faces were squeezed upon the glass windows and our bodies slowly sank to the ground, we were stopped by the sign on the door. It read: Open 7 Days A Week 11AM-10PM. It was now 10:48AM! What in the hell are we going to do now? We have 12 minutes Brady!

The next 12 minutes seemed to linger on for hours, days…luckily for us, Moi had nail polish in my murse and so we took turns painting each others toe nails. The color was a brilliant hue of red called “Red Hot Asset.”
Finally the doors were opened!

As we walked into Five Guys, we looked around at the open dining hall, it was white and red, there was a long counter separating us from the grill area. The menu was small but had all the right fillings!

BURGERS    DOGS     SANDWICHES

FRIES     DRINKS

ALL TOPPINGS FREE
　
We each ordered a Cheeseburger and a large French Fry, one with water, the other with Diet Coke.
We sat outside to enjoy the sunshine and the breeze, and as we sat there for a few minutes, our food was delivered to our table. It was in a brown bag and as I opened it in haste we were delighted at what we found. The bag was filled with old fashioned hand cut potatoes with the skins on each fry. There was a heaping amount of fries staring at each of us! As we dug through the bag we came upon our burgers. They were wrapped in foil and were rather big and heavy! We opened them up and as we did so, our eyes grew bigger and wider as we starred in amazement at the mammoth burgers! It was like having a cow in a bun with everything on it! There were juices flowing mixed with butter, mayo drippings and more. I guess when you order your burger and say “I want Everything On It” you get just that.

Everything includes: Mayo, Lettuce, Pickles, Tomatoes, Grilled Onions, Grilled Mushrooms, Ketchup, and Mustard. Our sandwiches were at least 4 inches tall(thick) and oozing with heaven!
The meat was 100% Beef, No Fillers or Preservatives !

If you seek a really, really awesome Burger and Fries…look no further then…Five Guys Burgers and Fries!
If you want to open a location, go to the website
 If you are ever in Paradise and want to satisfy your taste buds …..go to
Clearwater Mall at 2689 Gulf To bay BLVD, Clearwater FL 33759
727.726.0100 FAX 727.726.7373

Divine Man and Brady give this 2 thumbs and 2 Red Hot Asset toes up!

Also you can order online!

　
　
　
　
　www.fiveguys.com