Look At Me, Look At Me!

Have you ever wanted to change something in your life, or maybe something about yourself?

Moi has many, many, many times wanted to change something. Now I am sure you are asking yourself “If Divine Man is perfect why would he want to change anything?” well sometimes even us “perfect people” have a reason or need to do so. Let me share with you, “Picture It”…

It is a delightful sunny morning and Moi has been in paradise for a few weeks enjoying the sun, the lush greenery, the breezes off the ocean, all the beautiful bodies, and the gourmet foods! Moi is walking along my block humming a tune by another fellow Divine One…Bette Midler, entitled “I am Beautiful” when a matured, cranky, smokers voice shouts out “good idea, you walking off that big ole’ ass of yours” and as these words pierced my ears like razors on a chalk board I whirled around to stare down this rude, haggard, cataract infested person who obviously has bad vision. Because as you know Moi’s booty is perfect, perfect, perfect!

Anyways, as I stand there with my hands on my hips ready to pounce words of defense to this…well…old lady with rollers in her badly dyed red hair, a moo moo barely covering her enormous “girls” that apparently have no “support” and are now slapping just one of her many rolls of plump filling. Her toes are exposed and the hot pink polish is chipped on her over grown yellowing toe nails that seem to be curling over the edge of her feet. And if her toes are not enough I check out her face which is weathered and leathered by all the years of sun worshipping and her eye shadow screams out “hooker blue” along with her wrinkled fuchsia covered lips that are bobbing up and down clasping onto a cigarette for dear life!

Moi just stands there and looks at this creature and thinks “god please, do not let me end looking like this! Help Me, Help Me!” and then decided this person was so not worth my time or energy. And with that I turned back around and continued to walk, now even faster until I was running for my life, running to remove my big ole’ ass!

Once I was back to my paradise palace I decided take real notice of what that “lady” said to Moi. As I looked into the mirror at my booty, I realized she was right. In all my frolicking, libations and gourmet lunches, my booty had gotten a bit bigger. With this realization I decided to begin a change, to be better then I am, and what better time to start then right now, right here.

Moi has just completed Day 1 of my total body cleanse, and only have 6 more to go. It will be a lonnnggg week of fasting and watching everything I put in my mouth. But when Moi is done with this cleanse and then my dieting goals I will be better then I am. Look at me, look at me, I am changing!

Sometimes it takes a friend or a total stranger to help, to understand. Or sometimes the only friend you need, is yourself.

Look at me, Look at me
I am changing
Trying every way I can
I am changing
I'll be better than I am
I'm trying to find a way to understand
But I need you, I need you
I need a hand
I am changing
Seeing everything so clear
I am changing
I'm gonna start right now, right here
I'm hoping to work it out
And I know that I can
But I need you, I need a hand

All of my life I've been a fool
Who said I could do it all alone
How many good friends have I already lost?
How many dark nights have I known?

Walking down that wrong road
There was nothing I could find
All those years of darkness
Could make a person blind
But now I can see

I am changing
Trying every way I can
I am changing
I'll be better than I am
But I need a friend
To help me start all over again
That would be just fine
I know it's gonna work out this time
'Cause this time I am
This time I am
I am changing
I'll get my life together now
I am changing
Yes I know how
I'm gonna start again
I'm gonna leave my past behind
I'll change my life
I'll make a vow and nothings gonna stop me now

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